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helen keller

The act of when a man is partaking in intercourse with one of the opposite sex. The man inserts his 15 into the female's ear while gauging out her eyes. The man then exerts semen in the woman's ear causing her to go deaf. The eye gauging and deafness cause the woman to have the same case as Helen Keller (or anne frank)
I was inserting my gilligan into my girl's ear and my fingered slipped off her tits and I accidentally poked her eyes out. Then I deafened her with my semen. Boy, I sure Helen Kellered her.
by salami swame April 18, 2009
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when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
by ROBert ze Mormon October 16, 2008
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grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
by NFrostie March 26, 2009
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this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
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This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015
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In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
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Who you become when you look at the eclipse
Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller
by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017
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