180 Heffer

The act of performing the sex position reverse cowgirl.

Oh my God, bro, I just got some gnarly 180 heffer last night.

by Turtle Testes May 25, 2018

Heffer-mae

A Plus-Size African-American woman who thinks the world revolves around her.

This heffer-mae just made a huge commotion and backed the drive-thru line at McDonald's.

by MICHAELANGELODINGO June 18, 2011

Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Heffer

A form of large cattle
Or Cameron keighlesons’ ma

She’s a big heffer I tell ye

by SlamTheSham January 15, 2020