Pink Terracotta Heed

An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.

Yuck! That smell must be pink terracotta heed.

by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023

neep heed

Turnip head. (Scot. insult). Stupid.

Forty-five will go down in history as top-ranked neep heed.

by Nitramcod October 25, 2020

Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

by tommyt October 27, 2014

The Heed

An individual with a comically oversized head (so big, it has it's own postcode) along with a personality so dull, that it sucks the atmosphere out of a room when they enter....a bad case of halitosis usually accompanies this...

Oh no, here comes The Heed, really can't deal with him boring the life out of us again

by The Boaby March 05, 2020

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 15, 2006