Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Pink Terracotta Heed

An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.

Yuck! That smell must be pink terracotta heed.

by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023

heediot

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).

"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"

by kreeem December 9, 2008

Nark Heeds

Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.

Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.

by Florence Hopkins March 2, 2004

heedish

a person who once had a big head but grew into his body. he sometimes pretends he is a super hero as well.

Damn heedish, your head doesn't look that big when you wear your superhero cape!

by Lynne Lucia March 8, 2011

heedin

'heedin' is a scottish term, commonly used around parts of perthshire which can be used to express lack of interest or caring for something. It was started by neds, who seeked new words to add to their pointless and unfathomable spoken jargon and dialect, and it has gradually progressed to become a favourite word of the legendary 'Brig Boys Crew'.

Ex/1: G: Here man we need to fuckin bolt, ken? Yuri's pure ragin doon the road in his 4x4!

Wee Razza: Heedin wi Yuri man, i'll gee him a fuckin hidin

Ex/2: Some Random Posh Wank From Killie: The police will be here soon!

Wee Razza: ....heedin *double bobo kick to puss*

by BrigBoys4life September 10, 2008

heediot

A person who attracts most of attention in a room, class, group of people.

"They were listening to this heediot"

by JQuin March 10, 2015