Hedomite

A person who constantly interacts with women with the sole aim of getting into an intimate relationship with them, however always gets friend zoned at the end.

“I feel so bad for Henry, he’s such a hedomite!”
Henry said “oh I hate being a hedomite”

by Saviour Sam March 12, 2019

haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

by Santa Clarita Grillers August 9, 2020

Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes

"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"

by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020

HeadOn

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.

(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"

by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008

Hendoo

noun 1. A piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself you have an awful realisation that a foul stench accompanies you wherever you go and is removed, with great difficulty, by a stick aided by jets of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated.

2. Any similarly unpleasant event akin to getting dog shit on your shoe.

3. Any really stupid person who thinks they are a great entrepreneur who has dangerous economic fantasies who causes bankers and other lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a shit load of other people’s money.

I got caught by a hendoo today. Shit!
Noting the common connection – shit, a general purpose word for use whenever you see a loser coming onto the horizon.

by Rrr June 8, 2013

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

by D-Miles September 30, 2006