Skip to main content

Haunted Bone 

Inspired by the channel Cinema Sins, a haunted bone is when you end up hooking up with someone that you had ghosted before
Person: You're not gonna be happy with what I did
Friend: What happened?
Person: I was really lonely and had a haunted bone last night with that weird person I matched with

haunted house 

hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee
I don't wanna go to haunted house, I won't be able to sleep at night!
haunted house by Mariami November 12, 2007

Haunted House 

During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.
Haunted House by Cmcintir November 4, 2008

Haunted mound 

A rap label with some of the greciest people that make music
Hey babe what is haunted mound?
Haughhhh
Haunted mound by Fakejorts September 8, 2022

haunted neden 

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.
"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"
haunted neden by TalRave June 1, 2005

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie 

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available
possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie