Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

harkness energy

When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small

The Harkness energy emitted made me sad

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

hark twa

A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.

They bent down and then hark twa'ed

by Residentdoom January 21, 2025

HARK

A noise of exitement

HARK SOUNDS LIKE THE GENTLE KNOCK OF A VULNERABLE TEENAGE GIRL

by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020

Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.

"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."

by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011

Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018