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Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.
That guy has one hanselness head.
by Hanselhead May 4, 2011
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Hanseled

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."
by general koala August 10, 2013
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Hansel

Hansel is a man who gets boned by looking at girls. He looks dope and drunk like a little black-ass rapper who failed in life. His profession is that of a flirting dickwad who sucks all small girls assessment. He is a complete pedophile and is in love with punishing innocent children.
Bro that Fucker is being a Hansel. Damn bro let's kill him.
by AdwaitstastyballssuckedbyAli December 5, 2019
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Hanseling

(verb) The act of keeping a child locked inside the house for extended periods of time while feeding them copious amounts of junk food to fatten them up.
It shouldn't be acceptable to always be hanseling your children.
by MEPA's March 16, 2021
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Hänssel

Hänssel is the sexiest mother fucker you'll ever meet. They'll fuck you, your partner and your parents on the same day. Then they'll fuck your siblings the next day lol. Good at everything, kind, funny as hell, poly, short, patient and has an attractive voice. Hänssel is most likely not cis and very pansexual or bisexual.
I went on a date with a Hänssel yesterday. I want them to wife me tf up right now🥲❤
by Yuvathiyan November 22, 2021
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hansel

hes just hansel
yeah hes just hansel and his middle name is james
by jjisnthere__ February 18, 2022
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Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.
What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.
by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024
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