Hankypanky

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.

Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.

by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.

Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”

by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023

Hankspank

A Hankspank is a handjob performed on a person while the penis is not erect.

Yo dude, I think my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore. He never got hard so I gave him a Hankspank

by Olive_Man April 20, 2023