handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 9, 2008

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011

gay as a handbag full of rainbows

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.

"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

by Alex_2525 June 30, 2006

moree handbag

Cardboard cask of usually cheap wine or fortified wine. Popular with indigenous Australians and single mothers, especially on dole or pension day.

On pension day in Kunnunurra the Moree handbag is the accessory of choice

by Haummar February 23, 2008

handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011

Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009