Handsandwitch

The act of shaking one's hand, and then using your idle hand to enclose the person's hand between your hands.

Dude, shake my hand....... HANDSANDWITCH!!!!

by xxlionsxx March 25, 2007

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

American Handstand

When a girl does a handstand and her boyfriend holds her legs and eats her viginia

Steve I want you to help me do an American handstand

by Circus clown town January 21, 2016