Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021

hamlet

Emo kid who whines a lot and treats his girlfriend Ophelia like trash. Also apparently 30.

Ophelia: exists
Hamlet: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY YOU WHORE

by kayslays21 November 08, 2019

Hamlet

Humble man, repairs your credit.

Hamlet repaired my credit

by Thetruthonly122 November 29, 2021

grace hamlet

Basic white girl. Loves Jesus but also loves sexy time. Durf queen. Will probably play you. Thinks the sun and moon are the same thing. Sugar boobs. Has a hickey somewhere on her body at all times. Looking for a husband but can’t stop hoeing around. Gets offended when someone talks about her tits but she loves to show them off.

Damn Grace Hamlet has some tits

by chaws69tiller69 July 11, 2019

Hamlet

An omelet made of ham

"yo, make that HAMLET, it's bomb"

by kwevihjoerbvoier November 20, 2020

Hamlet

Ham wallet or vagina

"Aaron ate out my hamlet"

by SenpaiCanadiaWhisperra April 13, 2016

hamlet

The area/flap of skin where the gooch meets the ballsack.

These heated seats are really keeping my hamlet warm!

by J_bags February 10, 2022