Devious haircut

A shitty hairstyle for a young black male who often gets criticized for his unattractive hair

• Blimey mate don’t have feelings of anger towards me because I’m more of a dazzling fellow. However, if you dispose of thine devious haircut, you will acquire more female attracting towards thine nether regions. Alas, maybe tanisha will negotiate with you, rather than that medical practitioner or lawyer she is having sexual interactions towards... acquaintance

by Spacecadet119 January 1, 2021

Edgar haircut

That cheapass haircut some kids get in barbershops

Luca: Bro what the actual f### is that haircut you got
Edgar: it’s my Edgar haircut, I like I-
Luca: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-

by Daquavious Daquan the third February 27, 2023

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

haircut

a drinking act involving:
- two people
- alchohol
- energy drink or gatorade

one person tilts their head back and closes their throat. the other person then pours small amount of energy drink, large amount of alchohol, and small amount of energy drink in that order. the drinker then tilts their head up and swallows the drink simultaneously. this is done for two reasons: you dont feel it going down no matter the alchohol percent and it gets you very drunk very fast.

"dude i had like 8 haircuts last night of red bull and smirnoff and i woke up in a football field naked with a sock on my dick."

by bigmaxx23 June 28, 2008

penis haircut

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.

The asian had a penis haircut.

by spooly the dork January 9, 2005

not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

by repeter84 August 23, 2008

yee-yee ass haircut

A hair cut notable for the yee-yeeness of its appearance. The fraise usually occurs in reference to GTAV, where in Lamar ends Franklin's whole career.

"maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you'd finally get some bitches on your dick."

by Sceptray February 2, 2021