n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
by Anthony Sheppard November 07, 2010
Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
A hipster attempt at poetry that contains no meter, rhyme or discernible structure (Western of otherwise), but contains a grab-bag of the trendiest social and/or political hot-button terms and clichés floating like turds atop a Waldorf salad of academic-sounding words.
At the poetry slam, she stood at the microphone and spewed a haiku-ku of meaningless social justice jargon, and the hipster audience nodded and nodded then finally applauded.
by Valefar September 01, 2022
A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
by Harmonica homie March 09, 2021
The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.
by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021
The earth that the goddess loathed,
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
And which she protected way back,
Eventually outlasts her lifespans.
~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 02, 2022