HAGS

when you are so dirty that you give multiple STD's to your partner.
1.Herpies
2.AID's
3.Gonorrea
4.Syphilis
comeing from the nickname giving to ryan haggerty.

"at least i don't have HAGS!!!!" -george kamenos

by assfsdf September 19, 2005

HAG

Hot Asian Guy

*Looks at good looking Asian male*
Damn he's a HAG

by Agent Trobit October 31, 2012

Hags

A short way to say “have a great/good summer”

A common thing to right on a school year book is hags. “Hags Nick see you next year.”

by Swagmasterlb February 15, 2018

hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

hag

When smoking a spliff (a marijuana/tobacco cigarette), you do not take a "hit" or take a "drag" - you take a "hag" of a spliff. The amount of time to hold in the "hag" is proportional to the marijuana to tobacco ratio. The larger the amount of weed, the longer the "hag" is held in.

Let me take a hag off of that spliff, fool.

by happyhitter November 15, 2011

Hags

Feeling hungover,sloppy,scrambling etc.

I got so wasted last night,I'm so hags this morning.

by teeter757 January 25, 2011

hagged

When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight

I hagged my girl last night, but I only nutted enough to make a small trap.

by PhillyOjomo April 3, 2019