My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

haidyn

haidyn’s are known to survive on only taco bell and subway a haidyn is know to be very kind and usually doesn’t like to get involved with any fighting with her friends, you would be very lucky to have a haidyn of your own, some of her friends like to call her arm rest because she is very short and had a comfortable arm placement on her head, haidyn’s always stand up for them self’s but are very sensitive sometimes, haidyn’s we also somewhat of s tomboy and mostly a make up dummy since she doesn’t wear any, if you ever have a haidyn for a friend, make sure you hold tight, because your going for a ride!

Teacher: Haidyn do you know the answer for 1+1?
haidyn: 45!
Boy: No it’s 2 you idiot!
haidyn: sorry but as you can tell i don’t give a crap

by imuglyanddepressed September 5, 2018

hardy har har

When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har

1- this test was easy
2- just like your mom
1- hardy har har

by Dan p January 26, 2005

Hardy Whore

A brand whore who wears Ed Hardy brand clothing from head to toe.

Person 1: What's that guy wearing? It hurts my eyes.
Person 2: Yeah, what a Hardy Whore.

by Nammy D January 23, 2009

Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010

Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.

She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.

by Bojangles December 29, 2004