Håkon

Håkon is a short person who wears glases.
And he is gay and watches songebob porn.
He likes squidward fucking Patrik the most.

Watch out it's a Håkon

by Notfakedude December 11, 2018

Håkon

Man who buys items on installment

Guy at restaurant: Can I buy this ramen on installment?

Chef: Nani?! Are you a Håkon or something?

by Spanjakk December 12, 2018

halkon

Halkon or Hal is a great name for a guy who is sweet, kind and caring. He will always be there when you need him and can be a great friend or boyfriend. He is very funny, athletic, helpful and happy.

Halkon is a name a person should be very lucky to have

by SexySun June 20, 2019

Håkon

Håkon is usually the name of a sexy man, who has an enormous penis and is not afraid to use it. He has a nice car and is very rich. Håkon gets the prettiest girls.

Guy1- Hey Håkon! I wanna be you man
Håkon - I know am really hot.

by DefinitelyNotHåkon February 19, 2020

Håkon

The coolest person on the entire fucking planet.

OMG look its Håkon. He is just so fucking cool.

by whalla gangster November 11, 2020

Håkon Løvstad

A great scientist who believed that gay people were aliens that were invading the planet. He died december 8th 1963. He is buried under the library at oxford university.

Wow Håkon Løvstad is such a great scientist.

by whalla gangster December 9, 2020

Håkon

Big and sexy.

Verry cool håkon

by Verysexymen February 4, 2021