hilfy

A very popular and sexy person usually pulls all the hoes and has the biggest dick in riverside. He fucks all the girls and beats everyone’s ass, he always looks good and makes friends with everyone.

Girl 1: Did you see hilfy, he is so Hott!
Girl 2: Yeah i saw hilfy I would let him smash any day.
Girl 1: Should I go fuck hilfy?
Girl 2: Yeah I’ll fuck hilfy with you!

by Hilfytheriversidegod March 6, 2019

HILF

harem I'd like to fuck

a house inhabited by attractive females is a HILF house

by fluffy_bunny_666 December 27, 2009

Tommy Hilfaggot

American Clothing Brand named Tommy Hilfiger by the name, Tommy Hilfaggot a stupid ass white redneck racist clothing designer, one hell of an ugly Mother Fucker.
Una marca de ropa Americana llamada Tommy Hilfiger por el nombre de el diseñador en ofensa se nombra Tommy Hilfaggot significa Tommy HilMarica traducido su nombre 'rima' Tommy Hilfiger = Hilfaggot, se le dice asi por su ropa de mala calidad y racismo

Tommy Hilfaggot

by Melhem January 29, 2014

HILF

Hipster I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.

by elliott123 September 19, 2009

HILF

HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf

by hairy carey December 5, 2012

HILF

Headmistress I’d like to Fuck

“Look at the pins on her, she is a total HILF”

by Merry Ploughbhoy January 3, 2021

HILF

Hillary (Clinton) I'd Like to Fuck-- in referance to the recent possible Democratic nominee.

"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"

"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"

by Reese-Reese August 17, 2008