HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

by KathMac December 14, 2008

HTFU

Hurry the fuck up. A derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.

We're late... HTFU man.

by stuckatborders June 23, 2009

HTFO

(Deriving from "hop off (my dick)" )

HTFO means hop the fuck off

Used when someone is annoying the living shit out of you and a simple hop off won't cut it

-Bro you suck at this game I'm doing so much better, you suck ass
-HTFO bro

-haha heard you got rejected. again.
-HTFO ass wipe

by Bobsmith2 November 29, 2011

htfu

hurry the fuck up

dude htfu!!

by :) November 6, 2003

htfu

When you are going on brb or afk, another person would be saying to hurry up so this is the short form of it. It fully means "Hurry the fuck up"

Person #1: Oh! Brb!
Person #32: HTFU

by ColouredInDreams September 10, 2015

htfo

Acronym for hang the fuck out

I can't wait to visit so we can HTFO.

by Joy Barr June 12, 2008

HTFU

It means "Hurry the fuck up!"

me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!

by CaliPothead April 9, 2009