Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.

Horton Hears a Who is a great book.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

horkus

This word can be used an adjective, to describe a huge lie.
A lie, or also known as a 'porkus', that is huge.
A horkus.

-Did you hear that my mum ate a live horse the other day?
-That is such a horkus

-Don't tell me such horkus.

by Amy Cheesman March 12, 2008

Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.

Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?

by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009

joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!

Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him

by Josephofthe12yearolds April 18, 2021

Horuku

1. Adj - A term referring to someone who acts or jests homosexually, despite being heterosexual.

2. N - A straight person f'realz who acts gaysauce.

1. "Yo dawg, I heard you blew some guy at a party... Choo homo?"

"Nah man, I'm all horuku."

"Aight. Good man, good."

2. "Gregory made out with Alex? I guess that's what you have to expect of a horuku."

by Powerful Penetrator August 6, 2009

horth

its what a 5 year old calls a horse

hold your horses brenden... but i dont have a horth

by mattwarr August 4, 2017