hoops

What true playas do in their free time.

Pimp: Yo negro u done pimpin yo hoes? We gotta play some hoops ma brotha.

Playa: Yea ma nig, she ain't mean nothin to me shes just a bitch.

by B RAD G July 21, 2006

Hoop

Ones Anus/rectal passage!

i: stop trying to thumb my hoop.
ii: can i touch your hoop?
iii: no gareth you cant thumb my hoop.

by hoopthumber December 15, 2010

hooped

As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.

Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"

by Monty Cornwall May 31, 2008

hooping

The act of using a hula hoop.

Hooping can be done for fitness, fun, or performance, or art.

Hooping

Example 1: Hooping at festivals is always a good time.
Example 2: Let's go to the park they are going to be hooping, at the flow jam.
Example 3: I got my first smarthoop last year but I have been hooping for longer.
Example 4: Infinitecircles is a community about hoops, hoopers, and hooping.

by thoughtdeviant August 25, 2017

hooped

when someone steals your rims or wheels.

Those guys hooped my wheels...

by who_else1234 December 14, 2009

hoops

black people of african descent

"Look at them hoops doin illegal acts!"

by bbwdude March 21, 2010

hoops

Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.

"Dude, your hoops are jiggling in tune with the bass."

by daishi360 April 12, 2007