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Hooker

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker
by OniHere May 26, 2018
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hooker

a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine
that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute
by MrPink May 7, 2003
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Hookerism

A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.
"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."
by Kirann January 18, 2008
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Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.
Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"
by im to poor for a name March 30, 2009
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Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media
My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.
by SI-Friend December 19, 2012
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hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
by Squishie November 4, 2006
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hooker

Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!
by Sarah Nordhues November 5, 2007
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