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Joe: Hey have you seen James anywhere?
Jaques: No, he dosen't go outside often.
Joe: Oh so he's a Hobbit.
Hobbit by AI Domitian May 2, 2023
Shot people; they'd be as but children to your eyes.
Gandelf said, " Hobbits will never scice to amaze me ."
Hobbit by Whiskyneat May 7, 2025
Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.
+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.

- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
Hobbit by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025

hobbit hair 

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

Hobbit hole 

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!
Hobbit hole by Cinquante March 30, 2015

hobbit porn 

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.
Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!
hobbit porn by Deimos2 November 28, 2010