Herp Alert

A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.

Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed

by hanofx May 18, 2011

Herp Dong

Another name for a taco.

Boy: Hey let's hit up taco bell!

Girl: Ah, Sounds great! I'm feeling 2 herp dongs today

Boy: I'll get the 12 for $10

by Alstud420 December 22, 2010

herp derp

Something idiots say. Usually it is supposed to indicate stupidity in somebody else, but the person saying it is usually the dumb one.

Herp derp look at this noob.

by Turbo_Phoenix May 17, 2011

herp dogs

A slang term for the STD herpies, or genital warts. Obviously someting you do not want to contract.

I nailed this stripper hoe last week and she gave me the herp dogs. Now i gotta get sum once a day Valtrex to prevent breakouts.

by Russ Bus January 19, 2006

HERP HAVER

Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.

(guy friend is talking to pretty girl as u walk up). Hey Herp haver its your turn to shoot darts.

by jefffury December 13, 2007

Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

by mmmmmhm October 19, 2010

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017