help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

Helpful

The act of assisting your partner getting his penis back in you after it fell out during sex.

My girlfriend was helpful last night after, my cock slipped out while she was riding me.

by Captian Unicorn May 5, 2003

Help

What one says when they need a beer.

Anyone need any help?
I need help.

by Floyd kid September 24, 2010

help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

HELP

When you laugh with HELP that just expresses on how funny or just how lmuch you LOLED or something its a help for not showing much expressing laughter when their like not so funny and just sitting their, no laughter behin dthat screen. The fact that theres now two helps just makes it harder to text What if I HELP for actual help, like I need someone to come and save me or if I laugh? This is gen z and everyone is stupid. Now id you check the definition of HELP you get used as an appeal for urgent assistance.
"Help! I'm drowning!", theres no definition for laughter, who knows

Person 1: HELP
Person 2:which one
Person 1: HELPPP
Person 2: i hate u

by XxsmoldepressedweebxX December 20, 2021

Help

Its what your face needs

Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Help

Something we all need desperately.

GUYS SHE LIKES RASINS SHE NEEDS HELP.

by Eleni aka Len September 24, 2021