Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

south Hammond, Indiana

The nicest, whitest, part of Hammond, Indiana.

Ya'll betta recognize! I'm from south Hammond, Indiana BITCH!

by southhammond219 April 22, 2011

The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020

Stephen hammond

A very skinny human and is bald tiny penis and has a face like a rat

ooo look overy there a rat

no its just Stephen hammond

by peekos June 7, 2018

Hammond

"Doing a Hammond"

Being bad at video games by boting out at every enemy

"Stop doing a Hammond Alex"

by The guru of retard April 23, 2020

maddison hammond

One who always makes you laugh because of there one of a kind laugh.
Also find there nicknames being the Chang

Person 1 -Oi that's maddison Hammond

Person 2- oh chang

by Linskychang February 11, 2018

Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.

I listen to spike hammond kiss fm

by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021