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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Hamas'd

Hamas is a terrorist organization in Gaza that uses Palestinian people as human shields during war; that siphons money and arms from Iran to enrich its own leadership, not Palestinians; that rapes, murders, and tortures captured Israelis, particularly women. They outlaw homosexual relations in Gaza and other territories; and lie to its citizenry about Israel's democracy and religious freedoms, about Arabs right to vote and hold office in Israel, and the right for gays to marry in Israel (LGBT law passed in 1988).
On October 7, 2023, Israeli women were raped by Hamas terrorists, sometimes so violently that their legs and pelvic bones were broken. They were Hamas’d.
On October 7, 2023, Israeli girls were found dead, stripped naked, genitals mutilated and covered with blood and semen. They were Hamas’d.
On October 7, 2023, women were shot in their vaginas and breasts. They were Hamas’d.

Hamas terrorists filmed and shared videos of the countless women and girls they raped and mutilated in Israel on Oct. 7, 2023. Their heinous acts are war crimes. These Hamas victims were Hamas'd.
by QueenReina February 26, 2024
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Hamas Style

When you are fucking Scotty bareback while he's tied up like a hog at Christmas dinner and he's so oiled up that you can't even grab onto his large love handles.
Bro #1: Dude, I just had sex Hamas Style last night!
Bro #2: Hell nah, that's gross af.
by Dr Michael Snyder December 16, 2024
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Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”
by lettucebeet November 9, 2023
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but hamas

Phrase used by fascists and zionists to justify ethnic cleansing, apartheid, and war crimes.
Person: "Hey isn't it a use of excessive force when Israel bombs hospitals, schools, refugee camps, civilian homes, press offices, non-profits, small businesses, Gaza's only COVID-testing facility, and a water desalination plant that serves 250,000 people?"
Fascist/Zionist: "but hamas! Israel has a right to defend itself!"
by boozmo May 20, 2021
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Homo Hamas

Homo Hamas is the jewish brother from Garca Hamas. Homo Hamas is living in Israel. 💣
There he is. Homo Hamas.
That is Homo Hamas
by Garca Family January 2, 2024
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