Jibbly John on the Half Shell

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

by Jammich May 26, 2011

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

halfhazardly

A non-word many illiterate people use in place of "haphazardly."

I am halfhazardly using the English language right now.

by AstroMacGuffin November 20, 2013

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017

Cunt and a half

Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"

"Damn this kid is being a cunt and a half".

by Jack Boots March 15, 2008

Half polluted

Adj. An Irish slang term. Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are excessively impaired by vast amounts of alcoholic drink; intoxicated.

Joe: That mixer last night was live!
Dan: I only remember walking in. After that everthing is blank.
Joe: You just have to learn to take it all in stride, man. You might have fun, but won't remember if you keep on going out half polluted! Douche!

by Lauren Lynch April 20, 2008

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006