(Fictional) Helicopter obsessed, eccentric, lovable HHTV reporter who presents potted histories at high speed on Horrible Histories. Also known as the Silver Fox, Bob Hale is portrayed by the actor Laurence Rickard (in heavy prosthetic make-up in series 2, 3 and 4).
by Larryrules November 9, 2012
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Boy 1: I want to go to a school where I can learn
Boy 2: Wouldn't recommend Richard Hale then
Boy 1: Thought that school had 400 years of excellent
Boy 2: well you are wrong it's bad for education good for banta
Boy 2: Wouldn't recommend Richard Hale then
Boy 1: Thought that school had 400 years of excellent
Boy 2: well you are wrong it's bad for education good for banta
by Big Ian wolff April 21, 2019
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And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
Get the Jasper hale mug.Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008
Get the Jasper Hale mug.Derek Hale, played by actor Tyler Hoechlin, is a main character on the show Teen Wolf. He is by far the hottest male on the show and is one bad ass werewolf. He shows a close relationship with Scott and Stiles(sterek). Despite his awesomeness he is sOMEHOW underrated but I don’t know why because he is amazing and beautiful. Derek has also died like 3 times and came back cuz he’s a real one and never gives up.
by Derekhaleisjessieshusband August 21, 2018
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With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
by Not a Cobra October 20, 2010
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History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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