Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

bill gatin'

spending on extremely expensive stuff.

Dude: Mane i was bill gatin' last nite on dat yacht
Man: really?

by walt46 April 2, 2011

gatito

Spanish for "kitten".

Yo tengo dos perros y un gatito tan chulo. ("I have two dogs and a kitten that is so cute.")

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Gaytio

The ratio of gay (and gay defined) people to straight (and straight defined) people.

"the gaytio here is 50/50! thats insane!"

or "the gaytio of chicks to dudes hitting on me is 25/75. good thing, because as a hetero girl i prefer dudes. but if i were gay i would still have options..."

by Kili St. Cyr February 18, 2010

Goatious

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)

Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.

by Cp6Z July 22, 2021

Bill Gatin'

Ballin extra hard

I used to be ballin but now I'm Bill Gatin'.

by EC53 October 20, 2010