guateber

Spanish people's pronunciation of "whatever"

Ex: you can have guateber you like

by enzieee November 15, 2013

cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019

grateful dead

Orginal Members:
Jerry Garcia
Bob Weir
Phil Lesh
Bill Kreutzman
Ron "Pigpen" McKernan

The Warlocks is the original name of the Grateful Dead

by Olo February 4, 2005

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)

Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.

by THEDOZER July 25, 2013

The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010