gnarsnob

-noun

A surfer or radical youth who knows that his judgment on surfing, waves, and other water sports related accessories is paramount to none. This youth is stereotypically a teenage boy although gnarsnobs exist in every age group and span both genders. Gnarsnobs are known for their carefree “no shoes, no shirt, no problem” attitude which is physically manifested in their relaxed attire typically of “board shorts” flip-flop sandals and surf related tee-shirts. Although a gnarsnob is comprised of many one dimensional elements, his defining feature is his insistence on his superior knowledge of surfing and of surfing lifestyle.

Dude the fucking beach was so gnarly today it was like fucking 8 foot breakers, all the gnarsnobs were there.

by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008

gnarstar

adj-half gnarly, half gangstar, basically anthing that rocks

whoa dude... that sh!t was gnarstar!

by j-moné June 10, 2005

gnarstats

gnarly & status
combined

originated in colorado

if someone does a really cool snowboarding trick
"that was gnarstats"

by hgdghgjhkv May 4, 2006

Nick Gunar

Someone who makes bets and doesn’t hold up to their end. Tries to weasel out of them on technicalities. Creates a poll for his peers to judge if he should pay up or not. Still doesn’t pay up even after the poll is largely in favor of him doing so.

Damn you bet $87 that the penguin would lose to the goose and then won’t pay? You Nick Gunar‘d me. No I don’t want a rotten fish in place of the $87.

by Wook001 December 6, 2021

gunarrhea

a disease contracted by some medical students who study WAY too much and have no life...i.e. 'GUNNERS'

damn they have a severe case of gunarrhea. maybe i should get tested too...but i'd probably fail

by Jr & MVP May 11, 2008

gnarsk

Adj.
Nasty, gross, didtasteful

"Yo, that girl is gnarsk."
"Gordo is gnarsk."
"Close your mouth, that's gnarsk."

by Fifi May 13, 2005

gunario

a much more severe form of gohnorrhea, when the gross mucousy shit becomes a dark greenish color, and can sometimes shoot out of the penis/vag with amazing force. this can cause people to look like they have majorly jizzed themselves, or even knock them backwards.

Holy shit i caught gunario from that whore i met at the mcdonalds bathroom in panama last week!

by schatz on my cake July 30, 2008