Gumping

When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.

“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”

“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”

by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

gumping

when you lubricate the folds under the rolls of a fat chick and fuck them to completion

“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”

by maxwellschestov December 3, 2025

Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021

Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.

Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.

by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

Gumping it up

To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.

Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?

by TWORL May 20, 2012

Gumping it

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.

That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"

by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023