Guled

When you are the best and the funniest and the handsome person that exist. But if you don't love him it's your fault you missed on a great person. That can also mean god of everything.

Damn he i so Guled. That is Guled he is perfect so perfect! I obay only Guled and everything he says.

by xx_God_xx 21 December 14, 2016

Gulim

A female who nags everyone on using google instead of explaining something using your own words
Kazakh female name

-Hey can you tell me how *this* works?
-Just google it
-Man, you're such a gulim

by PepegaRas September 16, 2020

Golem clone

Golem clone is a strategy/deck in Clash Royale made by Supercell. People that use this deck/strategy are usually 14 year old gay boys riding on big black cock that have no friends or family and cry every time they play because it reminds them of how lonely they are. This type of playtime will get you hated just about everywhere you go if they see it.

Aye bro, down for some Clash Royale?

Ye, we can do 2v2s. I'll use golem clone.

I always knew that was why your father left you, but I just wanted to make sure it was because your mother left as well.

by Game Slander September 5, 2021

Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

Copper Golem Voter

One of the saltiest being on earth, they are so salty about the Allay winning the 2021 Minecraft Mob Vote and blaming large creators for influencing the Votes

Dude Im so mad bout the Allay winning, this is all Dream's fault

Stop being a Copper Golem Voter and also no one rigged the votes

by CircleGlowSquid November 15, 2021

Uncle gugemiser

Sexual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. Afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.

Man: Hey babes, wanna do an UNCLE GUGEMISER?
Woman: Hell yeah!

- 1 Week later -

Man: Awww yeahh
Woman: OH MY GOD ITS MELTING!

by Gugemiser August 29, 2011

Gulmul

A place of congregation for local gangsters, usually in the form of a circular shaped outdoor green area. Also known as, "The Circle".

The first official Gulmul ever established is in East London, between Varden & Ashfield Street.


*Also referred to as the "Mulgul" by certain self-proclaimed freelance gangsters.

"Oi boys, everybody meet at the Circle."

Fishy: "Where you at?"
Mickey: "Im in Gulmul with Mustak"

by HornyFlakes55 April 15, 2009