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Gilded Boy

A seemingly nice, golden boy, one would not suspect him of being capable of breaking hearts. However, he does, and when he does it hurts because you would never suspect this person to act like that. They are funny, smart, athletic, attractive and maintain a pretty untarnished record. They enjoy the attention that comes with the golden boy title and will use it to their advantage. Their charming nature makes every conversation feel like flirting, but in actuality, he has been in love with the same girl for six years and will never, I repeat, NEVER, get over it. He pushes all emotions down to avoid confrontation and maintain superficial perfection, but inevitably he will screw you over and then find no fault in his actions. He appears to be golden but a gilded boy will break your heart to get his happy ending.
Person 1: "I think Brad is flirting with me."
Person 2: "Ooo don't get involved with him."
Person 1: " Why he's such a golden boy."
Person 2: "No, he's a Gilded Boy, he only appears that way on the outside."
by noimnotmadanymore February 10, 2019
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Guilderstench

(Adj): Something with the stench of a guilder.
Those country folks wreak of guilderstench!
by elphaba03 November 12, 2010
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Guilder-slut

Any white girl who attends a Guilderland School wanting to start drama, spread rumors and sleep with any basketball playing dumbass.
"Hey bro, I bumped into Kristen the other day." "Bro, she's a Guilder-slut you know that right?" "She's slept with 4 guys this week!"
by Yonah_2k2x10 October 5, 2016
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Guided Missle

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

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by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018
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Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009
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guilder

a man's penis. mostly used when a woman wants it or if it is being described.
Girl #1: His guilder was so big!!!
Girl #2: I know, right.
by lizzaine January 17, 2008
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Gilded Star

A bad ass ninja who uses throwing stars covered in gold.
The Gilded Star raped the Lightwip.
by Gidanoc August 4, 2009
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