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guesspectation

An uncertain expectation.

The merger of "guess" and "expectation".
Guy 1: Dude, I just applied at Blizzxxx. There's no way to follow-up with them; I hope I hear back in less than a month.

Guy 2: I heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.

Guy 1: Really? Damn it! I better adjust my guesspectation to TWO months.
by DojiMaidori January 18, 2010
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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023
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Guess Whoing

1. A way of describing a man or woman only using characters from the Hasbro Game Guess Who? e.g. Bill's lip, Claire's hat, Tom's glasses, Anita's complextion

2. A line of questioning about someone's appearance without any inhibitions of offending. e.g. Does he have a big nose? Does she have tiny lips?
1. I just finished guess whoing you to your blind date so they have a better idea who to look for.

2. I don't know if this blind date is a good idea because he is guess whoing about all your physical features and doesn't care what I have to say about your personality.
by aarooski March 11, 2009
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Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
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Guest Bong

A bong placed at a relative or friend's house, so you can get high and be able to deal with their boring conversations and/or annoying children.
by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011
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I guess

A way or torturing a friend.
“U happy?!”
“I guess
by Tilliebuns February 9, 2019
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