Ffion❤️Gruff

Ffion a skinny gremlin looking child has fallen in love a small brown boy with an ego and a uni brow. Best love story since 50 shades of grey.

Ffion: Gruff my one true love, will you marry me?
Gruff: *in a terrible Liverpool accent* ye, sure
Sara: wow ffion❤️Gruff

by Weed dealer 420 69 November 5, 2018

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

gruff

1) A crusty exterior of an object

2) Random blabbering while laughing

1) Ugh, dude, my finger is gruff

2) She kept trying to tell me what happened at the football yesterday, but she was talkin' gruff.

by Khorn November 6, 2008

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

Gruff

A very large tubby kitty, sometimes referred to as “G” for good measure. Will also beg for treats.

“Did you miss Gruff’s treat appointment this morning?”

by MacCoogan March 28, 2019

Gruff

When your girlfriend will be a dog for you ( You can take that as sexually as you'd like )

"Do you want me to Gruff honey?"

by Loganmadness456 August 24, 2019