Ffion❤️Gruff

Ffion a skinny gremlin looking child has fallen in love a small brown boy with an ego and a uni brow. Best love story since 50 shades of grey.

Ffion: Gruff my one true love, will you marry me?
Gruff: *in a terrible Liverpool accent* ye, sure
Sara: wow ffion❤️Gruff

by Weed dealer 420 69 November 5, 2018

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

Gruff

When some one or something is just to stoopide for Words.

Thats so gruff

by Big Black bong January 23, 2018

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Gruff

Anything that grown ups do that is considered upper-age activity.

My mom and dad are always doing gruff things.

by UrbanDicksinaryVIP March 31, 2022