"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
Get the The Roommates mug.Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.
by hitting the wall March 14, 2010
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When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.
"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."
by Vanoc March 12, 2010
Get the Dirty Roommate mug.An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.
by Itchyiris February 3, 2010
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by tchesse May 13, 2010
Get the broommate mug.the act of choosing a college roommate on Facebook from your school's page based on Facebook stalking and messaging said person back and forth
I'm not sure if I know who I'm rooming with. I've been roommate flirting with a couple people but none of them seem to be right.
by lizkow March 19, 2011
Get the Roommate Flirting mug.When you've had sex with one person in a household and then on another occasion, have sex with another person of the same household, possibly with or without the knowledge of the two parties. Not to be confused with an actual threesome.
Example 1: "So then I walked into his apartment and realized, 'Shoot, I've been here before. I was here last when I was hooking up with his roommate.'" Example 2: "So the two of them actually know each other." "Damn, roommate sex."
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