gronk

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.

Oh Kermie, I love you. GRONK!

by ucla sucks October 10, 2008

gronk

One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles

Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"

by Rachet September 6, 2008

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011

Gronk

You. You are the gronk.

"Dude why do you have to be such a gronk?!"

by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019

Gronk

A person who is usually referred to as stuck up or snobby.

Wow, Jamal Saddik is such a gronk.

by AA007 April 20, 2020

Gronk

A term of affection used to describe a human who lives their life and consumes their environment like a grotty pig. Used to describe a person who is dirtier than a Grot.

Mum: Laura have you cleaned your room?
Laura: Not yet!
Mum: Laura, you are such a GRONK. Clean it now!

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

Gronky

somethings shtanky or unpleasing

“Bro that stale chip was GRONKY”

by Uhygftrd April 13, 2021