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Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.
Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."
by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009
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Groffchele

The combination of the names of original "Spring Awakening" leads, "Glee" co-stars and real life best friends (secretly engaged and often sleeps with each other), Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.
I just saw Groffchelle at the Tony's. His hand was on her ass. As per usual.

Groffchele once broke into a theater late at night. It wasn't the only illegal thing they did that night.
by Dianna Agron October 24, 2010
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Golf prick

A smug looking bastard, usually well groomed with a possible fake tan and a mandatory visor. Resembles or actually is someone who takes recreational golf too seriously. Best exemplified by Oklahoma State Cowboys football coach Mike Gundy.
Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and sure looks like a golf prick.
by HookahHorns February 25, 2009
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Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course
Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
by Urban humor August 24, 2017
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croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022
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jonathan groff

lin manuel miranda’s love interest. he is kind, hot, and amazingly talented. everyone loves the groff sauce!
hey whos the sweetest human being ever?
jonathan groff, duh
by jonathan groff April 12, 2020
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worlds fastest golf cart

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".
1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.
by rod sterling June 15, 2013
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