teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 03, 2012

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 09, 2008

Gritty Kitty

The act of packing a woman's vagina with cat litter.

Hold up there, bro. I just gave her a gritty kitty, i don't think you want to touch that.

by N1CK3LB@CKluvr696969 June 06, 2010

nitty gritty rusty fucker

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 06, 2019

Gritty Trump

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)

I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.

by Pygmy84 May 15, 2020