Gruddle

The mix of both a sincere cuddle and intense groping.

He asked maria if she wanted to Gruddle with him and watch Teen Witch.. She could not deny such a eloquent request.

by DaWordConcocter June 28, 2016

Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.

I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.

by Rikstir July 4, 2018

gruddle

A combination of grinding and cuddling.

A good gruddle session always leads to more.

by Ed Coles October 6, 2008

Griddlecakin

An expression to tell others/another that you are bombin shit at the moment.

Henry - dude that trick you did was awsome!!

you - i know man, im Griddlecakin!

by The Cake Master 3,000,000 June 25, 2009

Chernobyl Griddlecake

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016

Giddler

A slur for Crusty Old Man. Can be used as an insult but is only politically correct for other crusty old men to say.

Jerome (an epic young kid): man, old Jenkins pushed me off his lawn and t was totally unradical!
Will (another epic young kid): oh he’s nothing but an old Giddler
Jerome: if my dad heard you use that kind of language, he’d grab the belt right now!
Jerome’s dad (a giddler): what the fuck did you say Chucklenuts?!
*Jerome and Will scream and run away*

by God o’ Vore June 10, 2018

gridless

when you don’t have a plan

your being really gridless, you need a plan

by katie j smith September 15, 2019