Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
by Haute Girl March 1, 2017
Get the gretchen kotz mug.The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
by gretch.bow May 29, 2016
Get the Gretchen Bowers mug.In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."
"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."
"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."
"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
by JahJiJo December 4, 2020
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Get the gretchen mug.A dirty Gretchen is a girl who likes to look at and draw anime porn and is very very depressed and lives with a suffocating mother #mommyissues :)
by GrimySquirrel September 7, 2021
Get the Dirty Gretchen mug.Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.
by testicalbob August 4, 2021
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Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
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