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Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.
"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"
by Accident April 26, 2017
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Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
by JahJiJo December 4, 2020
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gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!
by Haute Girl March 1, 2017
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Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.
You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.
by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025
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Gretchen Easterwood

Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.
by testicalbob August 4, 2021
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Dirty Gretchen

A dirty Gretchen is a girl who likes to look at and draw anime porn and is very very depressed and lives with a suffocating mother #mommyissues :)
by GrimySquirrel September 7, 2021
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Gretchen

She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk

Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.
person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".

person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".
by PapaSelAid September 21, 2020
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