by Lillie berry December 4, 2016
A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.
by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020
Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."
by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009
A spoilt, arrogant little brat who has sold both her soul and western humanity to the globalist elitists.
She is a puppet of the WEF, falsely fearmongering the masses via the MSM of an apocalyptic 'climate change'.
This is fundamentally a lie that is a front for gaining communism in the West while the WEF can claim we are saving the planet. Every decade there are new climate predictions that don't come true so breathe that sigh of relief!
She is a puppet of the WEF, falsely fearmongering the masses via the MSM of an apocalyptic 'climate change'.
This is fundamentally a lie that is a front for gaining communism in the West while the WEF can claim we are saving the planet. Every decade there are new climate predictions that don't come true so breathe that sigh of relief!
Pixie: Hey if everything is made in China, why don't you encourage them to change their ways??
Greta: How dare you!!! They already have communism.. so there is no point. I mean, sorry I didn't mean to say that out loud, sorry I am autistic... China is doing a good job already.
Pixie: wha- 😳 okay.
'Why is seventeen year old high school drop out Greta Thunberg given such a platform while accomplished scientists who disagree wirh her view are silenced by MSM?'
Greta: How dare you!!! They already have communism.. so there is no point. I mean, sorry I didn't mean to say that out loud, sorry I am autistic... China is doing a good job already.
Pixie: wha- 😳 okay.
'Why is seventeen year old high school drop out Greta Thunberg given such a platform while accomplished scientists who disagree wirh her view are silenced by MSM?'
by Handlernocandles August 11, 2023
One who is seething with anger, marked by facial contortion and snarling.
One who has a temper tantrum.
One who has a temper tantrum.
When a kid doesn't get what they want and tells you they hate you and you calmly respond:
"Oh, don't be an Angry Greta."
"Oh, don't be an Angry Greta."
by SplatWagon September 25, 2019
Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!
by kapysta September 28, 2019