An oversized BFG from Birmingham who lies about his ability to play the piano who gets a lonely wood on Fridays when he is on a dry Tinder weekend. He has a dark Nan and thinks that means he has a big member and he drinks from a big girls furry chalice because he likes his women like how he likes kebabs badly packed, large and greasy and with a shitty cervix. Recently in between the wanking he has learnt Polish online and his fave lady line is 'i like your dog'.
Is a god-damn douche. Completely full of shit. Thinks way too highly of himself even though he's grasping for straws by going on a random website and typing about how great and awesome he is, while actually knowing damn well that no one respects him, and that they think he's a pathetic, desperate internet troll tool.
He's so desperate for people to like him. F**k that guy. What a Gregory.