Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.

I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.

by bigalo22 March 1, 2025

Gregging my Doucette

"Gregging my Doucette" is a phrase that refers to the bodybuilder and decorated athlete Greg Doucette.

It suggests that you are masturbating.

“Coach caught me Gregging my Doucette and then forced me to buy his cookbook!”

by bigalo22 March 3, 2025

Gregging It

Walking into a room while humming or singing, grabbing something, and immediately leaving the room without acknowledging people nearby.

"Hey, did you talk to your boss about your scheduling conflict?"

"No, he was gregging it earlier and I didn't get a chance."

by Chams McManhandle March 1, 2026

Gregging

When your neighbour is making some suspicious noises but insists they are just bros.

Wow, Pablo was definitely Gregging last night.

Yeah bro, I heard the Gregging through the wall again.

by zZoop zZoop March 21, 2026

greggin it

The act of playing Greg Tech in Minecraft.

Used with irony to hide the pain of playing Greg Tech with a comedic phrase.

Bro, im greggin it tonight.

Im greggin my way to the space age.

by gregtechenjoyer June 10, 2025

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Gregging

Repeatedly going to Greggs for food, an act committed by someone addicted to greggs

Hungry Guy One: “Would you like anything to eat? I’m going gregging”

Hungry Guy Two: “Cheese and onion bake please”

Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”

Hungry Guy one returns to work with 4 sausage rolls, 4 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, 5 doughnuts, 4 yum yums and hungry Guy twos cheese and onion bake

by Razaphen January 5, 2026