Gremming

The contorting of the face in a gremlin like fashion; usually noted with squinting and/or closing of the eyes, widely opening the mouth, and sticking out one's tongue as far as possible with the intention of engaging in pseudo-sexual behaviours and/or exercising such desires. Drooling saliva from the mouth is optional. Gremlins are known for participating in such behaviour when excited, having a good time or about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.

Check out Brian gremming over there! He must be thrilled he finally got that chick’s number!

Those girls couldn’t stop gremming as we took pictures of the male strippers giving them lap dances at Jenna’s birthday party.

Amanda revealed herself as a gremlin when someone tried to take a picture of her and she opened her grem-latch and stuck her tongue wide out in excitement.

by whackattack10 May 6, 2010

greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.

John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.

by quadman08 May 6, 2009

greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.

by katzenjammer January 6, 2008

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016