A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.
"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"
by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011
Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
by Kag September 12, 2006
Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.
by EatAnytime December 13, 2017
Trent has a granola dick.
by JMGolden December 17, 2014
Granola girl is like a nature girl, but far hotter and actually about that life. She will ask if you wanna go camping in the middle of winter and be serious about it. Did I mention she’s really hot?
That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.
by Yondilly February 1, 2022
Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.
Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.
by Echor Ijneb June 22, 2009
A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola May 27, 2007