Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.

After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!

by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.

"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."

by Prilian June 30, 2006

goon squat

A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.

Person 1: Look at those haters over there.

Rest of group: *Goon Squat*

Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*

by bisonlova September 17, 2011

Giorno Giovanna

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream. *giorno's theme starts playing*

Giorno Giovanna, huh you crazy son of a bitch

-Abbachio
R.I.P

by Flamepop February 10, 2020

goon hand

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.

"Looks like that twat is getting the goon hand"

by birdjjb February 15, 2007

goon bag

Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.

I've only got $8 so I guess I'll be drinking a goon bag tonight.

by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004

no goodnik

Someone who is up to no good.

I don't like the look of those teenagers, Martha, they look like no goodniks.

by Mr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon September 12, 2013