Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.

Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!

by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013

gooperflop

Where a person slips and does a backflip and lands on their back into a puddle of slime

It hurt so bad when I gooperfloped yesterday

by Gooperfloper December 2, 2019

Goopter

Fire ass top from a toothless granny with oversized saggy tittys.

(Chad): Damn bro.. Tony's grandma gave me some fire ass goopter at her funeral the other night!

(Bradan): Damn.. Good thing it was an open casket.

by splash.dmg October 21, 2020

Goppers

A variant of Sreggop, an anti poggers moment.

"My mom's boyfriend won't let me spend the night."
"Goppers, bro."

by Darwin9000 November 12, 2020

Gopper

A lad with an impossibly poor opinion of good breakfast cereals

He thinks Rice Krispies are an S-tier cereal? What a gopper!

by Maxximussy May 15, 2022

Goopering

Talking about someone behind there back in a positive way.

She was Goopering about him all day long.

by Bees123456 August 19, 2022

Goopler

A person who simply goops

Girl 1: “Oh my she is such a goopler!”
Girl 2: “I know right?”

by dunderheaddeer January 26, 2023