Gooch Juice

the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)

My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice

by Ralfonzo May 15, 2009

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003

Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

geophagia

When you're addicted to eating anything earth made, such as: soil, or clay. Or when you crave for anything earth made.
It can also be when you enjoy/crave eating chalky things.

Peter: I really enjoy eating clay, and I crave soil sometimes.
Sandra: Man, I think you might have geophagia!

by ThatGreatGenius! January 2, 2022

Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.

I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!

by itakebigschists February 4, 2014

Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

by Tutua September 25, 2005